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Today’s blog is about where they went wrong and by they I mean those old douchers we know as parents. Now before any of you readers get all offended and what not for my ridicule of these beings called parents know that I have mad respect for the work parents do and I know it isn’t an easy task. I understand that being a parent is frustrating and sometimes you have to be harsh so that you may look out for your childrens’ best intrests.
As kids we all dislike our parents. Why? Cuz we do bitch! Naa I kid. We all have our reasons. Some say cuz they don’t know what they are talking about. Some find anything they say to not make any sense and then others just simply can’t stand them. Whatever the case may be parents try their best to ensure the best upbringing they can provide. Now I believe the main problem starts here.
Every parent wants what’s best for their kids. Now who is to say that what the parents say and want is truly best for their kids. Well just a news flash that parents used to be kids aswell and they can relate to some of the shit you guys go through.
That being said I would like to turn to these parents and address them a bit. Stop acting like you know every fucking thing cuz y’all really don’t know EVERYfuckingTHING. Yes it is true that you went through SIMILAR experiences but if you will continue to act like know-it-alls then you will keep getting the shitty treatment you have come to experience. Here is a hint if you want to not only get along with your kids but also be known as the kewl parent a.k.a the parent your kid is proud to have and is comfortable to approach with any questions/comments/concerns.
Before you parents start bitching at me for teling you how to do your job, please just breathe and listen to what I am saying. Honestly we both want our kids to be the best we want them to be. Also we want them to succeed in life WITH the parents in their lives. Here are some ways to ensure this happens.
First step. REMEMBER THAT YOU WERE KIDS ONCE! Do you remember how fucking anoying it got when your parents kept telling you no? Remember how annoying it was growing up when your siblings treated you like shit? Remember how much pressure you got from your teachers and parents and your peers? News flash: that’s what we are going through now! So cut the bullshit and give us some slack cuz honestly you know how much of a hell the life of a child is growing up.
Step two. STOP BEING A FUCKING PARENT ALL THE FUCKING TIME! I understand that you are the parent and that parenting is your job. But seriously sometimes you guys really seem to forget that you were kids once. Do you know how annoyng it was to be told what to do, how to do it and no if ands or buts all the fucking time? Well it’s still annoying when you do it! Really. No joke. It is. Remember when growing up you were like ‘naa, I’m not going to be like my dad?’ well you so are acting like that douche today. Seriously. Here is a thought though, how about you take a vacation from being a parent, I know it’s a fulltime job but I think it’s time to use those saved sick days and vacation time, and be a FRIEND to your kids. Children run away from parents because they find solace in friendship and friends. I’m not saying to let your kids go buckwild. Just treat them how you wish you were treated when you were growing up.
I mean no offence by what I say to anyone. But some things need to be said and I’ll be the bearer of those news. The truth hurts. Say ouch and cry but son get over it cuz the truth of the matter is that to many parents are sucking at their jobs and it’s about time someone either fired them, replaced them or sent them to remedial classes.
That’s it for now. Comments?
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