Hey internutterz!

Well, it seems that this is going to be one long summer after all. My mom and my little brother have both shipped out to pakistan for the summer. I really miss that little guy. Before he left I took him to see Despicable be and let just say that it might just be the best movie of the summer.

Despicable me is a movie about a guy who in his heart will always be a boy. The story is about this guy whose main goal in life is to get recognised. Even as a child he was just brushed aside even though he desperately tried to gain his mothers approval. But his mom never gave it to him. I did understand why towards the end of the movie so major props to her for being a bitch to him this whole time. It’s called parenting.. Everyone has their own style.

The movie starts out with a group of tourists in egypt visitting the great pyramids and due to a kid being a spoiled brat everyone finds out that someone had stolen the great pyramid. News spread fast of this epic heist and people in the villan world automatically assumed it was Mr. Gru (the main character). But turns out that Gru had nothing to do with it and so was equally surprised at the news. Now before this heist it seemed that Gru was the badest and greatest super villan around but due to the heist of the pyramid he no longer could hold that title. Due to this event he brought forth the idea of stealling the moon.

He finds out that this kid named Victor a.k.a vector had stollen the pyramid and now was after his idea of stealling the moon. So obviously there is a feud between them two now. As you may recal through the previews that there are 3 girls in the movie. These 3 kids are orphans who are in foster care. One day Gru sees them sellling cookies and they were able to enter Vector’s empire without being harmed. 

Let me backtrack a bit and just mention that it is physically impossible to steal the moon. Physically impossible unless you have a shrink ray 🙂 which the ‘government’ seems to be developing. Go figure. Maybe the obesity problem was getting out of control so they started making it. Who knows. Maybe they relised the black people were too well endowed and so to make themselves feel better they produced something to shrink their shlongs to shlorts. *shrug*. So Gru steals this shrink ray from the government and then Vector steals it from him.

Now that Vector has the shrink ray Gru is adamant and hell bent on getting it back. Once he realises that the three girls selling cookies have access to Vectors home he adopts them and that’s where all the fun starts.

Alot happens between Gru the super evil villan and the three girls. I’ll let Gru tell you the story about the unicorn and the 3 kittens. 

The movie is very funny and definitely worthy of the 5/5 along with the balphy’s approval for fun and laughter.

Watch it. Love it. Enjoy it.

Peace.

Hey internutterz!

Sorry for the interuption in my blogging. I’ve been really swamped with shit the past few days and do apologise to all my readers out there.

(troll: what readers? You know damn well that there is no one reading this piece of shit you call your opinion)

-_-.. Troll get the fuch off my page before I do something.

(troll: yea, like what? Talk shit to yourself? You know I’m just the beter side of you.)

Whatever.

Anywhos, so an update as to some stuff happening in the Dino’s life.

First off thanks to the internut I have an epic virus on my notebook and so can’t do shit. I’m missing out on so much!!! Aaaaggghhh! I feel so not connected with the world. So used to having everything at my fingertips.

Also I’ve been overworking myself what with being involved with my youth group, work and my new found girlfriend (or at least I think that’s what she is.) I don’t like to complain so I will say that though life isn’t super fantastic right now I’ve learned that one should be thankful anyways regardless of the situation cuz shit can always happen and it could be worse. Don’t believe me? Just take your shitty situation and I dare you to say out loud ‘i hate my fucking life. It’s so fucked up. It can’t get any worse.’ and watch it get worse.

Anyways that’s all for now. I wil be doing a lot of travelling the next couple weeks so I do apologise in advance if you guys don’t see something from me. Have a trip to new york and then to milwalkie and then back to new york and then to maryland and hopefully I can visit my baby girl in Virginia! Wish me luck and I hope my life doesn’t get any worse.

Peace!

Hello internutterz!

Today’s edition of Balphy’s blog brought to you by choices of life. The one thing that will definitely screw you over in life. Available wherever you shop for whatever you shop. 

So today I shall detail and try to make easy the whole ‘what-phone-should-i-get’ business.

First things first. When shopping for ANYTHING have a budget and KNOW your budget. This is where your credit goes bad people, for those of you trying to figure out why your score is so low.

Next up is the phone you want. Now before we dive into the subject of phone may I suggest asking yourself exactly what is it that you require out of this phone/device. Depending on your answer we will have a solution.

To those who want a simple phone for what it was innitially invented to be. Just for calls there are plenty of carriers out there that offer plans ranging from $10-$25. Some examples are Virgin mobile (the only cheap virgins out there), cricket, metro, boost mobile. Now these carriers have some very kewl phones for bargain deals. Again these are for those people looking to just stay in their calling areas, they don’t travel elsewhere at all and they only want a basic plan for calling and maybe texting.

Next up are what I call my ‘oh-my-god-i-need-a-kewl-phone’ people. These people want something more than just your average calling and texting. They want to be able to send and receive pictures. Check their facebook and just stay connected with their friends. For them I recommend T-mobile as a carrier choice. T-mobile is very cheap and comprehensive to the needs of the above mentioned type of people. T-mobile has plans ranging in various prices of upto $50. People in this category like to move about the city/state and want access to their friends family and sometimes their uncle Joe as wel at all times. My recomendation is that these people should as to be given a feature phone. A feature phone is like a canadian. A wanna be smartphone. Basically a feature phone is an eye candy and does everything the user expects of it. Now in my opinion people in this category should get that lame thing called the iphone. (*throws up* can’t believe I just recommended an apple product)

And finally for the people who want the world at their fingertips I give you the smartphone people. Now smart phone people are people who have phones that have OS’s or Operating Systems. Basically they have phones that make your computer look like that kiddy toy a 5 yr old plays with. These phones are fast, smooth, sexy and simply a work of art as far as techs and specs go. The best OS’s out there right now are Android and WebOS. Though if you wait a couple months windows will be back in business with their windows phone 7.

I bet some of you are thinking that the iphone is a smart phone. No it is not. I repeat it is not. My brother’s samsung messenger does the same thing that apple trash does. A smart phone has to be able to multi task as well as have different applications to help it’s user do various things like email, calendar business tools, etc. 

When looking into the plans available out there for your phones you need to look at what you are getting for what you are paying and what the competition has to offer. Forexample if you just want to talk and txt in your local area then the most you should be paying per month is $30. People who would like to have a mini internet available to them the max they should pay is $50. The tricky bit comes in with smart phones because they require what is called a data plan. Data is anything and everything you do on the internet or internet based like email, twitter, facebook, youtube, streaming, etc. If you are the type who wants unlimited data because you might have withdrawal if you are away from the internet for too long then go with sprint. They have the best plan. About $70 a month for unlimited data and messaging (txt, pix and video) as well as unlimited mobile to mobile on any network. If you are just a casual user of data then go with AT&T or Verizon. There is no price difference there. Just a difference in nerwork and phones. 

Well that’s all for now. If anyone has any questions, leave a comment and I’ll answer them the best I can.

Peace!

Hey all!

Well I must say that I I am doing pretty good since my last blog. Not only have I recovered  from my illness but I think leaving the gaming community was the best choice for me. A couple people have come to me and encouraged me and supported my decision and I thank you guys for that. My last commentor really has supported me and she is awesome!

Anyways, lets move on to the main matter at hand today. If you guys have been paying attention to international news you will have noticed that there is something seriously fucked up with the world today. I mean come on how are even half of those things happening? And to top it off some of it are state/government sponsored where as to others the government doesn’t do shit about. For example, look at the devastation Miss Katrina caused! Are you telling me the president didn’t see that coming? And then why did it take so long for the evacuation and rescue help for the victims? Want another example? How about the dumb shit happening in Pakistan these days? A country that may say that they support minorities by having them on their flag but what about actually protecting their rights? Heck lets forget them being minorities. Lets look at basic human rights! 2 weeks ago there was a terrorist attack SANCTIONED by the government on Muslims WHILE they were praying! Now I don’t give a rats ass who you are but what the fuck?! Do you have no ommon sense that these people are praying? And to top it off these terrorrists call themselves muslims! What a joke! The sad part is that if you view the video clips and news footage of the scene you will notice that the police are just standing outside looking like the backside of a baboon. Like how stupid do you need to be to not realise that there are people killing people with fucking guns AND grenades! Seriously?! I mean people across the world found out about it but you who were standing 10 feet from ground zero didn’t notice anything?

I was reading one of the interviews in the paper and one of the police said the dumbest comment I have heard! He was asked as to why the police were not sniping out the terrorist on the towers or going inside to stop them and he replied, “we are waiting for them to stop firing to minimize casualties.” WTF?!!! Minimize whose casualties? The guys praying or the dumbass people in uniform who call themselves the police? What a joke governments are when it comes time to actually look out for it’s citizens. 

Any comments internutters?